Blank.

Ya know? I have nothing to say, lately.

I know it's been brutally apparent on this blog, and I don't suppose it matters much because I don't think anyone reads me anymore. I'm fairly certain I lost a good portion of my readers when I switched from Typepad to Blogger.

I've been using up all of my creative brain cells writing my book, and my life has been so boring as of late that I have nothing to write about, anyhow.

For the 1.5 visitors I still have out there:

Sorry I suck.

REALLY Bad Product Name

Personally, I like the little product blurb, as well. "Cusp of your Cosmo", eh? Never heard it referred to as THAT before....

Proof Guild Wars was Designed by a Team of 14 year old Boys...

My character...in her "armor".

Now....THAT'S supposed to keep me safe in battle??

And then, there's this....



Yes, I can take off her clothes. Even better, I can get her to dance....in her underwear....


And.....she'll dance for hours, if I'll let her....


Yeah.....Boys.

Oh NO! A New Internet Toy!! Blog by Phone!! OH NOOO!!!

Google Search Fun

What have people been looking for when they've been directed to my blog lately?

I'll tell you:

• Newscaster Nipples - Um...Okay? When have I mentioned this, exactly?
• i have like an orange skin that break off on my nipple what is it? - I don't know, but it doesn't sound good....
• cat laryngitis - This seems to be a RAMPANT problem, because I get people looking for this ALL the time.
• what is the opposite of disgusted? - Thrilled?
• forked house toilet paper - The devil doesn't use toilet paper. It's part of why he's evil.
• tire porn - You, sir, have issues.
• news reporter tickled upon her feet - Which caused the nipples?
• come for the fishing stay for the strippers - That's Oregon.
• alligator in the pond moral - Avoid the pond?
• do you believe in love at first sight have you ever been hurt emotionally - Well, DO you?

and

• choking the monkey - Enough said.
  

Methinks This May Have Been Planned....

BEST HEADLINE PLACEMENT EVER

Things Seen Whilst Driving....

Someone attempting to detail their own car, and make it "Brand Name".

Unfortunately, they must have been looking in a mirror while doing it, because....um, not QUITE right....



Then, while driving at night....a semi driving ahead of me, with his trailer wheels folded in on top of his other ones....well, it made for an interesting rear light display.



At least it was cheerful.

Halloween

Jack does not say "Trick or Treat". He goes up to the door, looks at the person and says "Put the candy in the bag."

It was kind-of funny.

Arianna had fun, at least.

Photo Geek.

My friend and I went out (escaped) today, and drove around aimlessly and took pictures. I've posted some of them on my Flickr.

Disturbing.

My parents are remodeling, which means I've been the recipient of various things over the last few weeks...since my mom is trying to rid herself of some of the decades of accumulation she had built up.

Mostly it's been stuff I can totally use, and I've been looking forward to the day that she picks up Arianna, because it usually means I have a bag of goodies to go through.

So, today I got a bag....

In it:

Some clothes STRAIGHT out of the 80's, that you couldn't pay me to wear.

A rolled up poster. I opened it. It was a picture of Johnny Depp from his 21 Jump Street days. It even said "21 Jump Street" on the bottom. Hysterical.

Then I dig deeper in the bag, and find...

A mason jar filled with hair.

Apparently she kept my hair when I was little.

I'm a little creeped out by this glass jar of hair sitting on my buffet...and wondering WHY on Earth she thought I'd want it.....