So, today I'm in Walgreen's, hanging out 'til my prescription is filled.
I'm staring blankly at the make-up, when suddenly, this little mexican man opens the front door, and SCREAMS into the store:
"HEY! Did anyone drop their Nitroglycerin outside??"
*INSTANT SILENCE DESCENDS UPON THE STORE*
The couple standing next to me and I looked at at each other in horror, and then we started laughing hysterically.
This stuff only happens to me.....