Friday, November 23, 2007

Google Search Fun

What have people been looking for when they've been directed to my blog lately?

I'll tell you:

  • Newscaster Nipples - Um...Okay? When have I mentioned this, exactly?
  • i have like an orange skin that break off on my nipple what is it? - I don't know, but it doesn't sound good....
  • cat laryngitis - This seems to be a RAMPANT problem, because I get people looking for this ALL the time.
  • what is the opposite of disgusted? - Thrilled?
  • forked house toilet paper - The devil doesn't use toilet paper. It's part of why he's evil.
  • tire porn - You, sir, have issues.
  • news reporter tickled upon her feet - Which caused the nipples?
  • come for the fishing stay for the strippers - That's Oregon.
  • alligator in the pond moral - Avoid the pond?
  • do you believe in love at first sight have you ever been hurt emotionally - Well, DO you?
and
  • choking the monkey - Enough said.

4 comments:

Natalie said...

Google searches are freaky strands of words and it always amazes me what people are looking for.

I just stopped by because I forgot that you changed your address and saw your comment on my blog.

Hi!
:)

Dave2 said...

Poor monkey. :-(

Christie said...

hrrrmm.... oooh kay
tire porn... lol

Bec said...

My favourite one from the last month is 'girl chavs giving head' - boy, were they disappointed!