Google Search Fun

What have people been looking for when they've been directed to my blog lately?

I'll tell you:

• Newscaster Nipples - Um...Okay? When have I mentioned this, exactly?
• i have like an orange skin that break off on my nipple what is it? - I don't know, but it doesn't sound good....
• cat laryngitis - This seems to be a RAMPANT problem, because I get people looking for this ALL the time.
• what is the opposite of disgusted? - Thrilled?
• forked house toilet paper - The devil doesn't use toilet paper. It's part of why he's evil.
• tire porn - You, sir, have issues.
• news reporter tickled upon her feet - Which caused the nipples?
• come for the fishing stay for the strippers - That's Oregon.
• alligator in the pond moral - Avoid the pond?
• do you believe in love at first sight have you ever been hurt emotionally - Well, DO you?

and

• choking the monkey - Enough said.