Friday, February 29, 2008

Self-Control

So, I'm standing in line at Wal-Mart, in their customer service area.

In front of me stands this girl. She's probably like 13-14, there with her probably 19-20 year old boyfriend (eww...but, it IS Wal-Mart...)

ANYHOW...her outfit. Oh my god, her outfit!!

This is where self-control comes into play, because I was dying...dying...to take a picture of her with my cell. But, there were equally scary people behind me, and I was afraid that if they saw me taking pics of the obviously underage girl in front of me...well....Yeah.

Self-Control, Adena.

So, I'll try and explain in the best detail I can:

Starting at her head...she was wearing a white hat, straight out of the 60's. You know, kinda like a bubbly baseball cap w/ a little ball on top?

Then she was wearing a skin tight sparkly tee-shirt.

Then she was wearing an UBER short plaid school-girl looking miniskirt. (Which, um...20 year old boy sleeping w/ a 13-14 year old....MAYBE you should think about discouraging her from going out with you when looking like she just got out of Catholic Jr. High. Just a tip.)

And then...THEN....to top the whole ensemble off....

She's wearing these legging...things. They started at just below her knees....leaving the great expanse of her bare thighs below her uber-short miniskirt for all to see. However, these leggings....they were white....FLEECE....bellbottomed, and hung down over the top of her white, LA-Gear looking tennis shoes. (And we're talking LA-Gear from the late 80's)

I honestly don't know how else to explain it. I really wish I had been able to sneak a picture!

But, Self-Control, Adena.....Self-Control.....

6 comments:

Jessie said...

It is a delicious trap, you must photo it!

Actually, it was probably an adult. A skanky adult, but you dont know.

adena said...

No, she was def a kid. I was directly behind her a while, listening to her talk, and she was very much barely out of her pre-teens in her body/face.

She was YOUNG!

HE, on the other hand, was not. I thought maybe he was like a relative, or something...until they started making out.

That pretty much answered THAT.

But, then...it WAS Wal-Mart. :)

Hilly said...

See, I am evil. I would have told her that her outfit was so cute that I wanted a photo of it for my sister or something and then I would have snapped it ;)

Karl said...

Hilly took the words right out of my mouth. Some things DEMAND photos. Even at Wal-mart.

Connie said...

I was at K-Mart and the checker had the wierdest hair I have ever seen in my life, it was fire engine red too. So I walked away from him, I think it was a him, my husband was still in line and I took a quick picture of the back of the head to get the hair. Then security came up to me and got all over me about taking a picture in the store. He said I was not supposed to take pictures of the merchandise. I told him I was just taking a picture of the hair, that I loved it and wanted my hair like that too. He said ok, but not to take any other pictures. I just wanted it for my blog. he he.

Just A Guy said...

Thats great she sounds like a winner you must have great control my wife would have followed until she could get a pic lol