So, I'm standing in line at Wal-Mart, in their customer service area.
In front of me stands this girl. She's probably like 13-14, there with her probably 19-20 year old boyfriend (eww...but, it IS Wal-Mart...)
ANYHOW...her outfit. Oh my god, her outfit!!
This is where self-control comes into play, because I was dying...dying...to take a picture of her with my cell. But, there were equally scary people behind me, and I was afraid that if they saw me taking pics of the obviously underage girl in front of me...well....Yeah.
Self-Control, Adena.
So, I'll try and explain in the best detail I can:
Starting at her head...she was wearing a white hat, straight out of the 60's. You know, kinda like a bubbly baseball cap w/ a little ball on top?
Then she was wearing a skin tight sparkly tee-shirt.
Then she was wearing an UBER short plaid school-girl looking miniskirt. (Which, um...20 year old boy sleeping w/ a 13-14 year old....MAYBE you should think about discouraging her from going out with you when looking like she just got out of Catholic Jr. High. Just a tip.)
And then...THEN....to top the whole ensemble off....
She's wearing these legging...things. They started at just below her knees....leaving the great expanse of her bare thighs below her uber-short miniskirt for all to see. However, these leggings....they were white....FLEECE....bellbottomed, and hung down over the top of her white, LA-Gear looking tennis shoes. (And we're talking LA-Gear from the late 80's)
I honestly don't know how else to explain it. I really wish I had been able to sneak a picture!
But, Self-Control, Adena.....Self-Control.....
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It is a delicious trap, you must photo it!
Actually, it was probably an adult. A skanky adult, but you dont know.
No, she was def a kid. I was directly behind her a while, listening to her talk, and she was very much barely out of her pre-teens in her body/face.
She was YOUNG!
HE, on the other hand, was not. I thought maybe he was like a relative, or something...until they started making out.
That pretty much answered THAT.
But, then...it WAS Wal-Mart. :)
See, I am evil. I would have told her that her outfit was so cute that I wanted a photo of it for my sister or something and then I would have snapped it ;)
Hilly took the words right out of my mouth. Some things DEMAND photos. Even at Wal-mart.
I was at K-Mart and the checker had the wierdest hair I have ever seen in my life, it was fire engine red too. So I walked away from him, I think it was a him, my husband was still in line and I took a quick picture of the back of the head to get the hair. Then security came up to me and got all over me about taking a picture in the store. He said I was not supposed to take pictures of the merchandise. I told him I was just taking a picture of the hair, that I loved it and wanted my hair like that too. He said ok, but not to take any other pictures. I just wanted it for my blog. he he.
Thats great she sounds like a winner you must have great control my wife would have followed until she could get a pic lol
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