Tuesday, March 29, 2005

AH, The Joys of Late Night Television

56 channels, and the only thing on at 2 am is Infomercials, and watching some idiot submerge himself in 20,000 leeches, to set a world record.

Moron.

Having your name in a book no one reads, is REALLY worth the blood loss.

Why am I up at 2 am, you ask? Well, banks are so great in telling you that things post at midnight, but if you're waiting to see what has or has not posted, you actually have to wait til about 3 am to find out the truth. 12 am, my ass.

Howard Stern....Oh good lord. How far do you have to search to find these people?? "World's Smartest Stripper". Um, yeah.
Question: "Where to Danish People Come From?"
Answer: "What are Danish People?"
Other Answer: "Germany?"
Question: "What does VCR stand for?"
Answer: "Video Tape Player?"

I'm sorry, they may look good naked, but I think I'd rather have brains.

2 comments:

emily said...

hahahahaha That's classic! Gotta love late, late night TV!

Anonymous said...

Well, that had to be better than being woke up out of a dead sleep at 3am to hear your child screaming bloody murder. Then as you enter her bedroom she starts to vomit in her bed uncontrollably. In the meantime, I I try to hold my sympathetic vomit in! Sure do gotta love kids & late late night tv!