So, last night, I sat down to watch some TV, and drink a little soda.
Arianna was in the kitchen, and martin ran into the bathroom (which is connected to the kitchen. Don't ask me...it's an old house).
Anyhow, apparently, he didn't shut the door, because next thing I knew, Arianna walked into the livingroom, and stated...loudly....
"SO.....Dad has a BIG penis, and Jack has a LITTLE penis....Right?"
Soda hurts when it shoots out your nose.