Monday, August 27, 2007

Cucumber.

I'm in the sort of mood that is causing me to sit in the dark of my bedroom, staring at my computer screen, attempting to write....while listening to Marilyn Manson and AFI.

Yeah.

Anyhow, funny story....

Chinese Boss-Man was going on and on about the wonders of the Chinese Cucumber yesterday.

So, I was relating the story to Martin...doing the voice, all that...

"Chinese cucumber better than American cucumber....much better flavor....better than English cucumber, too...." (which, come to think of it, can COMPLETELY be taken wrong...)

So, after I get done telling him, Martin just deadpans:

"Why? Are they filled with lead?"

I was crying, laughing.

Just thought I'd share.

2 comments:

Jessie said...

Chinese cucumber = not better than English.

Also they have small cocks.

Just thought Id share.

annie said...

Ha-ha, that's funny! I get so pissed off when they say how China is becoming a major World economy. Yeah, by putting out crappy products that poison the rest of us, soon they WILL rule the world!