Sunday, August 05, 2007

Reading Into Things Wrong....

Arianna has a giant stuffed monkey.

So, I hear her yelling at Jack:

"JACK! Quit laying down and choking the monkey!!"


Today, a Chinese exchange student asked me for a fork.

Only, what I heard was:

"Excuse me....may I bother you for a F**k?"

Yeah, it's been a day of double-takes.


New York City's Watchdog said...

I see no problem choking the monkey.

Now the chicken on the other hand...

annie said...

Yes, but was he good-looking?