Arianna has a giant stuffed monkey.
So, I hear her yelling at Jack:
"JACK! Quit laying down and choking the monkey!!"
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Today, a Chinese exchange student asked me for a fork.
Only, what I heard was:
"Excuse me....may I bother you for a F**k?"
Yeah, it's been a day of double-takes.
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2 comments:
I see no problem choking the monkey.
Now the chicken on the other hand...
Yes, but was he good-looking?
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