Martin Is Insane!

So, he wakes up the other day, in full panic.
"WHAT TIME IS IT!!"
So, i say it's 5:36 am.
He says "WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE ME UP?? I HAVE TO GO TO WORK RIGHT NOW!!"
I say, "at 5:36 in the morning?"
He is all "It's not 5:36. Show me the clock!"
I show him the clock.
He jumps up and runs into the livingroom. I hear the TV turn on to the TV Guide Channel. (to check the time)
He lumbers back into the bedroom.
"You're Right. I Apologize. Keep up the good work."
*thunk* *snore*