I've inadvertantly come to a scientific conclusion.
It is thus:
People that have a yellow "Support Our Troops" magnet on thier cars/trucks are PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE of driving up to or above the SPEED LIMIT!!
It seems this seemingly innocent magnet is some SUPER VORTEX OF SLOWNESS, and renders the driver's of said cars feet inoperable. When this happens, they apparently can only "rest" said feet on gas pedels, making thier speed an always consistant 45 MPH!!
I swear. Test my theory out. I am a genious...
4 comments:
who can't spell "genius." HAHAHA! phhhhbt. and you are right. However, vehicles that sport the pink ribbon often travel at satisfying speeds of limit + 5. YAY!
Oh bite me!
I just noticed that.
Phbbbbt.
I just woke up...from my PREGNANCY nap.
So there.
Yeah, I hear pregnancy makes ya dumb...
Sounds like you need to be induced, are you in pain at all? Id talk to the doc about it. If this is your first child you might have a bit of a problem getting him to comply, but you might as well give it a shot. Dilated to 3? Jeez, I cant believe theyre still letting you walk around!
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